Rude employees!
Never eaten your biltong. Never plan to. Not after your walking billboard aggressively barked "get off your phone and MOVE" in a train station this morning.
When I told him to relax, he escalated. Apparently the concept of patience didn't make it into his morning routine. He had Biltong Boss plastered across his back, so congratulations, your brand is now associated with road rage on foot
I'm South African myself and genuinely embarrassed. The stereotype is braai, banter and being chilled. Not power-walking through Paddington like a man possessed and intimidating strangers. One star. Solely for the accidental comedy of it all.







